OMG PD: The Odd and Odder from Police Reports

Highlights of some of the more unusual police calls along with some downright funny ones! Thanks Caledonia Patch and Patches around the state! Nothing better to start a day than these and a cup of coffee!

There’s a two-Bomb-Pop minimum

If David Lee Roth of Van Halen really was the “Ice Cream Man,” this is probably how he would operate the truck.

And not a TV camera in sight

Sussex residents can rest easy knowing that bounty hunters can find the Pick ‘n Save.

At least he had a solid alibi

You could say a man who had items stolen from his Port Washington apartment had it coming to him.

‘Do you know who I am?’

Mistake No. 1: Title-dropping at the McDonald’s drive-through. Mistake No. 2: Using a made-up title.

Bet this never happened on Law & Order

A Wauwatosa officer’s foot chase ended prematurely, but not because of debris thrown in his path, or gunfire, or a superhuman suspect leaping across traffic.

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